Black Bart would like to thank y'all fer comin' in an' fer bein' his guest fer a spell whiles you had a taste of his grub. Bart Understands, however, that y'all may be a little to gun-shy to tell him directly what you thought of his place, so he asks that you answer a few questions to help him give you even better service next time ('lessen y'all try to bushwack him on a dark night for anything he done wrong!):
How was the entertainment? Excellent Good Fair to Middlin' Poor I done heard coyotes singin' along
How was the food? Excellent Good Fair to Middlin' Poor Buzzard-food is gourmet next to this
How was the service? Excellent Good Fair to Middlin' Poor
Waiter/Waitress Name:
How would you rate your overall experience here? Excellent Good Fair to Middlin' Poor
'Bout how often have you been comin' in here? First-timer Second to fourth-timer Fifth to Seventh-timer Old-timer Cain't recall
Did you stay at the RV park? Yes No
If'n you got any expoundin' or anything else to say to Bart, do it here: